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Top 11 TV Premiere Spoilers

The Walking Dead kills off Daryl, and fan riots are so violent that the Zombie Apocalypse of the show seems tame. Gotham introduces characters that will eventually become Egghead, the Bookworm, and Louie the Lilac. The Muppets let slip that Kermit is actually a toad who self-identifies as a frog. Sleepy Hollow incorporates

Top 11 More Credible GOP Candidates

The first GOP debate was recently held, and quite honestly, most of the candidates are clowns. The Republicans should look to pop culture for some better qualified candidates...   11. Former Gotham City mayor Oswald Cobblepot     10. Former Secretary of Defense Tony Stark     9. Hazard County commissioner Jefferson Davis "Boss" Hogg     8. Former Secretary of Metahuman

Top 11 SDCC Announcements

In case you weren't able to attend San Diego Comic Con in July, here are the eleven biggest new stories coming out of the big geek prom... 11. The newest member of the Avengers?  Atticus Finch 10. Skeletor and Voldemort are actually the same guy 9. Immediately after X-Men: Age of Apocalypse, Bryan

Top 11 E3 Announcements

  11. A Tomb Raider reboot with a male protagonist, so that boys will finally have their own video game.   10. A reboot of the old Gorf game, voiced by Tim Conway.   9. A new version of Pac-Man where he must temper his diet of power pills with fruits and vegetables.   8. The new

Top 11 SDCC Exclusives

    San Diego Comic Con is currently underway. One of the chief advantages of attending SDCC is access to convention-exclusive merchandise. Here are 11 of the best...   11. A Marvel Ant Man Farm.   10. For the price of just one Aquaman joke, you can get a personalized punch in the face from Jason

Top 11 Avengers: Age of Ultron Spoilers

Why wait for some asshole to spoil the Avengers: Age of Ultron for you? This asshole will spoil it now...   11. Hawkeye goes AWOL and heads to Starling City to have it out with Oliver Queen once and for all.   10. Ultron is actually just an upgraded Energizer Bunny with all the

Top 11 Reboots of Childhood TV

The fondly-remembered 70s live action show "Electra Woman and DynaGirl" is getting a reboot.  This opens up the airwaves for an invasion of newly-reimagined live action kid shows... 11. Land of the Lost - A plane crashes on an uncharted island, populated with dinosaurs, sleestaks, and a mysterious hatch... 10. David Lynch's

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