Top 11 Gifts that I Didn’t Get

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We’ve survived another holiday season; all that’s left is to toss out all the wrapping people and divvy up the loot. That leads in to another annual tradition, whining about all of the gifts on our lists that we didn’t receive.

11. A Green Lantern ring

10. A Legion flight ring

9. The One True Ring

8. Five Golden Rings

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You WILL give negativsteve $100

7. Ringmaster’s Hypnotic Hat

6. A TARDIS

5. An oscillation overthruster, compatible with my Mitsubishi

4. The Ultimate Nullifier

3. A Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range

2. Aquaman’s Head, mounted over my mantel

1. A mantel

 

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