Top 11 TV Premiere Spoilers

The Walking Dead kills off Daryl, and fan riots are so violent that the Zombie Apocalypse of the show seems tame. Gotham introduces characters that will eventually become Egghead, the Bookworm, and Louie the Lilac. The Muppets let slip that Kermit is actually a toad who self-identifies as a frog. Sleepy Hollow incorporates more of the Washington Irving universe by introducing Rip Van Winkle. Supergirl - She can fly, is super strong, and is invulnerable to all harm, but

Top 11 More Credible GOP Candidates

The first GOP debate was recently held, and quite honestly, most of the candidates are clowns. The Republicans should look to pop culture for some better qualified candidates...   11. Former Gotham City mayor Oswald Cobblepot     10. Former Secretary of Defense Tony Stark     9. Hazard County commissioner Jefferson Davis "Boss" Hogg     8. Former Secretary of Metahuman Affairs and director of Checkmate, Amanda Waller     7. Billionaire industrialist and former president Lex Luthor. Four more years!     6. Newspaper publisher and mayor of New York City

Top 11 SDCC Announcements

In case you weren't able to attend San Diego Comic Con in July, here are the eleven biggest new stories coming out of the big geek prom... 11. The newest member of the Avengers?  Atticus Finch 10. Skeletor and Voldemort are actually the same guy 9. Immediately after X-Men: Age of Apocalypse, Bryan Singer will begin pre-production on the X-Men Babies film 8. Disney announced a line of Star Wars alternate futures movies, beginning with a film about what

Top 11 Comic Book Changes During the Summer

Summer is here, and temperatures are on the rise. Here are how some of your favorite comic book characters deal with the heat...   11. Iceman becomes the most popular X-Man.   10. Flash shuffles its casting to focus exclusively on Captain Cold.   9. The Human Torch has been banned from New York City.   8. More and more female heroines are sporting the Moondragon look.   7. Iron Man retrofits his armor with a swamp cooler.   6. Batman devotes his all his time to

Top 11 E3 Announcements

  11. A Tomb Raider reboot with a male protagonist, so that boys will finally have their own video game.   10. A reboot of the old Gorf game, voiced by Tim Conway.   9. A new version of Pac-Man where he must temper his diet of power pills with fruits and vegetables.   8. The new Grand Theft Auto episode will let the player take control of one of the Big 3 American automobile manufacturers, where they must bilk their customers

Top 11 Movies Made Better with Dinosaurs

Hollywood loves two things: dinosaurs, and remaking movies....   11. Over the Triceratop   10. The Fast and the Ravenous   9. Yesterdayland   8. How Stella Got Her Tail Spikes Back.   7. Avengers: Age of Sauron   6. The Man with Two Brains in His Butt.   5. Gone with the Wind (and the Cataclysmic Meteor Strike)   4. Wayne's Jurassic World.   3. Ernest Goes to Pangea.   2. Rex Machina   1. The Girl with the Velociraptor Tattoo

Top 11 SDCC Exclusives

    San Diego Comic Con is currently underway. One of the chief advantages of attending SDCC is access to convention-exclusive merchandise. Here are 11 of the best...   11. A Marvel Ant Man Farm.   10. For the price of just one Aquaman joke, you can get a personalized punch in the face from Jason Momoa.   9. Spider-Man action figure with interchangable heads, so you can select your favorite actor.   8. "I survived Hall H" t-shirts.   7. Mark Evanier action figure, complete with

Top 11 things we will see in the next two seasons of The Simpsons

The Simpsons were just renewed for their 27 and 28th seasons. What shenanigans will they get into next? 11. Chief Wiggum becomes a vocal anti-vaxxer, until Ralph gets whooping cough. 10. The parasite that Homer brought from space finally gestates and begins taking over the earth, but is defeated when Lisa discovers that it is a yummy vegetarian food source.   9. Special guest Kim Kardashian is upset to discover that Homer's ass is bigger than hers, starts a

Top 11 Avengers: Age of Ultron Spoilers

Why wait for some asshole to spoil the Avengers: Age of Ultron for you? This asshole will spoil it now...   11. Hawkeye goes AWOL and heads to Starling City to have it out with Oliver Queen once and for all.   10. Ultron is actually just an upgraded Energizer Bunny with all the fur removed.   9. Stan Lee cameos as a scheming editor who tries to profit off of the Avenger's likeness.   8. The Scarlet Witch is more of a

Top 11 Villains from Batman season 4

The original Batman tv series ran from 1966-1968, and only lasted three seasons. Recently, we have uncovered the casting notes for the proposed fourth season, and it would have been magnificent. (This is my first collaboration; list co-written by Jason Gonzalez)   11. George the Animal Steele as Bane.   10. Ronald Reagan as Clayface.   9. Fred Gwynne as Killer Croc.   8. Dick Clark as the Mad Mod.   7. Omar Sharif as Ra's Al Ghul with François Hardy as Talia.                   6. Ann Margaret as