Whether you have insurance or not, be thankful that you will not have your health in the hands of one of these weirdos
11. Dr Bong – Howard the Duck’s arch-enemy got his name because his head is a giant bell. So no, he won’t give you a medicinal marijuana prescription
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10. Dr Nick – Hi everybody! Springfield’s cut rate surgeon, where you don’t have to pay extra for fancy add-ons like ethics or a sanitized environment
9. Doc Samson – He was the Hulk’s psychiatrist. How did that end up working out?
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8. Dr Detroit – Academic by day, pimp by night, and neither is covered under your plan
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7. Dr Loomis – He was Michael Meyer’s psychiatrist for most of his life, and Michael only killed people in 5 of the 6 original Halloween films. It might help if he didn’t refer to his patient as “Evil”
6. Dr Doom – A competent doctor, but not much of a bedside manner.
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5. Dr Teeth & the Electric Mayhem – The doctor did his residency specializing in Musical Montage
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4. Dr Zaius – An ace simian doctor, he’s not fond of working on humans, Plus, if he hears one more Charlton Heston impersonation, he is liable to rip someone’s face off
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3. Dr Howard, Dr Fine, Dr Howard – The Three Stooges gag that would not die
2. Dr Demento – “Laughter is the best medicine” is not sufficient grounds to grant an actual medical license
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1. Dr Zoidberg – No matter how low you get, always demand a doctor with thumbs.
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