11 Worst Doctors Under Obamacare

November 15, 2013

Whether you have insurance or not, be thankful that you will not have your health in the hands of one of these weirdos

11. Dr Bong – Howard the Duck’s arch-enemy got his name because his head is a giant bell. So no, he won’t give you a medicinal marijuana prescription

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10. Dr Nick – Hi everybody! Springfield’s cut rate surgeon, where you don’t have to pay extra for fancy add-ons like ethics or a sanitized environment

9. Doc Samson – He was the Hulk’s psychiatrist. How did that end up working out?

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8. Dr Detroit – Academic by day, pimp by night, and neither is covered under your plan

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7. Dr Loomis – He was Michael Meyer’s psychiatrist for most of his life, and Michael only killed people in 5 of the 6 original Halloween films. It might help if he didn’t refer to his patient as “Evil”

6. Dr Doom – A competent doctor, but not much of a bedside manner.

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5. Dr Teeth & the Electric Mayhem – The doctor did his residency specializing in Musical Montage

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4. Dr Zaius – An ace simian doctor, he’s not fond of working on humans, Plus, if he hears one more Charlton Heston impersonation, he is liable to rip someone’s face off

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3. Dr Howard, Dr Fine, Dr Howard – The Three Stooges gag that would not die