It’s my one year anniversary of writing these lists. Although a year might not seem like much in the cosmic scheme of things, here are 11 things that didn’t even make it that long.
11. Our interest in Jake Lloyd.
10. The Grimes family’s residence at any single location.
9. Short Round’s career as an archaeologist’s assistant.
8. Bruce Banner’s shirt.
7. The average lifespan of a Spider-man: Turn Off the Dark cast member.
6. Nicholas Cage’s career playing Superman.
5. Riker’s bare chin.
4. Anyone’s tenure teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts.
3. Every exclusive relationship James Kirk have ever had with a woman.
2. Critical acclaim for the show “Heroes”.
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