10. Skeletor and Voldemort are actually the same guy
9. Immediately after X-Men: Age of Apocalypse, Bryan Singer will begin pre-production on the X-Men Babies film
8. Disney announced a line of Star Wars alternate futures movies, beginning with a film about what would have happened if Greedo shot first
7. Star Trek: Next Generation is still totally a thing, guys
6. Michael Bay has announced a reboot of the popular 80s animated show The Snorks
5. DC and Marvel Comics team up to ask “Remember Amalgam comics? No? Good, let’s keep it that way”
4. To clean up the continuity issues resulting from years of reboots and alternate timelines, Archie Comics has announced a massive “Secret Crisis” crossover event
3. New fourth wall technology will allow Ryan Reynolds to come off the screen and murder anyone in a Deadpool costume
2. The 13th Doctor Who? Pee Wee Herman
1. The villain in Star Wars: The Force Awakens is revealed to be Anakin Skywalker’s Sith padwan, a mysterious figure known only as Dar Dar
