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Top 11 SDCC Announcements

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In case you weren’t able to attend San Diego ComicCon in July, here are the eleven biggest new stories coming out of the big geek prom 11. The newest member of the Avengers?  Atticus Finch 10. Skeletor and Voldemort are actually the same guy 9. Immediately after X-Men: Age of Apocalypse, Bryan Singer will begin…

Top 11 Comic Book Changes During the Summer

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Summer is here, and temperatures are on the rise. Here are how some of your favorite comic book characters deal with the heat…   11. Iceman becomes the most popular X-Man.   10. Flash shuffles its casting to focus exclusively on Captain Cold.   9. The Human Torch has been banned from New York City.…

Top 11 E3 Announcements

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  11. A Tomb Raider reboot with a male protagonist, so that boys will finally have their own video game.   10. A reboot of the old Gorf game, voiced by Tim Conway.   9. A new version of Pac-Man where he must temper his diet of power pills with fruits and vegetables.   8.…

Top 11 Movies Made Better with Dinosaurs

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Hollywood loves two things: dinosaurs, and remaking movies….   11. Over the Triceratop   10. The Fast and the Ravenous   9. Yesterdayland   8. How Stella Got Her Tail Spikes Back.   7. Avengers: Age of Sauron   6. The Man with Two Brains in His Butt.   5. Gone with the Wind (and…

Top 11 SDCC Exclusives

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    San Diego Comic Con is currently underway. One of the chief advantages of attending SDCC is access to convention-exclusive merchandise. Here are 11 of the best…   11. A Marvel Ant Man Farm.   10. For the price of just one Aquaman joke, you can get a personalized punch in the face from…

Top 11 Avengers: Age of Ultron Spoilers

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Why wait for some asshole to spoil the Avengers: Age of Ultron for you? This asshole will spoil it now…   11. Hawkeye goes AWOL and heads to Starling City to have it out with Oliver Queen once and for all.   10. Ultron is actually just an upgraded Energizer Bunny with all the fur…

Top 11 Villains from Batman season 4

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The original Batman tv series ran from 1966-1968, and only lasted three seasons. Recently, we have uncovered the casting notes for the proposed fourth season, and it would have been magnificent. (This is my first collaboration; list co-written by Jason Gonzalez)   11. George the Animal Steele as Bane.   10. Ronald Reagan as Clayface.  …

Top 11 Cross-Gendered Remakes

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A few weeks ago, it was announced that an all-female reboot of Ghostbusters was going into production. The internet outcry was enormous, and it was decided to also go into production on an all-male Ghostbusters reboot as well, because women have been dominating the film industry for far too long. Here are eleven more planned…

Top 11 Reboots of Childhood TV

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The fondly-remembered 70s live action show “Electra Woman and DynaGirl” is getting a reboot.  This opens up the airwaves for an invasion of newly-reimagined live action kid shows… 11. Land of the Lost – A plane crashes on an uncharted island, populated with dinosaurs, sleestaks, and a mysterious hatch… 10. David Lynch’s Lidsville – Good…