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Top 11 Movie Mashups

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With the glut of vacations, barbecues, and other summertime activities, who has time to see all of the blockbuster summer movies? I’ve hit upon a simple solution: I watch two movies at once. 11. George Romero and Tyler Perry’s Diary of the Dead Mad Black Woman 10. Wrath of Con Air 9. Grand Budapest Hostel…

Top 11 Films on the Planet of the Apes

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The Dawn of the Planet of the Apes will soon be upon us, and I would like to be the first to welcome our new simian overlords. One of their top priorities will be to retool our entertainment industry to more suit their tastes. Here are the first 11 movies to be rolling out of…

Top 11 Independence Celebrations

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Canada has just celebrated Canada Day, and American Independence Day is this weekend. Here is how independence is celebrated by others throughout the universe…   11. In Latveria, they light bonfires to commemorate when the last book that featured the word “Independence” was burned.   10. Oompa Loompas celebrate their salvation from the vicious knids,…

Top 11 Teams for the 2018 Worlds’ Cup

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The World’s Cup of soccer is going on right now; usually a festive occasion, this year it is marred by controversy due to the stipulation that only Earth-based teams are eligible. This ban will finally be lifted for the next competition. Here are scouting reports on 11 of the new teams that will compete in…

Top 11 Less-than-Useful Superpowers

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Comic books make it seem like everyone who is born a mutant or gets hit with cosmic rays gets a wonderful superpower. However, you have to assume that for every guy with awesome spider powers, there are 10 who are not so film-worthy. Here are some of the less appealing powers that might be floating…

Top 11 Costumes at Phoenix Comicon 2014

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Phoenix Comicon 2014 took place last weekend, and a good time was had by all. After a convention ends, it is traditional to post pictures of your favorite costumes. These are mine.   11. Mystique                     10. A Zygon from Doctor Who        …

Top 11 Potential X-Men Spinoffs

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Fox has already announced that Gambit, Deadpool, and Mystique will all have future solo films, but why stop there?  The X-Men universe is incredibly deep, with many outstanding characters that could carry their own film.     11. Cypher – Who wouldn’t want to see a film about a superhero whose power is to translate…

Top 11 Upcoming Comicbook Shows on Cable

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Over the last week, the major networks have announced six new comic book related shows coming in the Fall. Not to be outdone, the basic cables channels are all scrambling to capture the zeitgeist and create their own comic franchises, with mixed results….   11. The Food Network – Cooking with Household Items, hosted by…

Top 11 Things Not to Say While Watching Blade Runner

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I attended the AZ Cult Classics screening of Blade Runner last week. This film is a science fiction classic, and if you have not seen it, you should be ashamed of yourself. You should be even more ashamed of yourself if any of these words come out of your talk-hole while watching it.   11. “I…