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Top 11 Candidates to Play the New Doctor Who Companion

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Jenna Louise Coleman, the current companion of Doctor Who, has announced that she will soon be leaving the show, possibly as soon as Christmastime. The BBC would never allow the Doctor to travel alone, so here are my top 11 choices for a new companion.     11. Strax – He’s already on the show,…

Top 11 Shark Week Movies

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Shark week begins next week; I really hope they replace their normal slate of boring documentaries with a few of these feature films…     11. I Know Where You Swam Last Summer   10. James Bond in Sharktopussy   9. About A Buoy   8. Sharks on a Plane   7. The Girl Got…

Top 11 SDCC Announcements

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Last weekend was San Diego Comic Con, a four-day event dedicated to promoting the sequel to Sharknado. However, there were several other non-shark related announcements that you may have missed…   11. Due to an outcry from animal advocacy groups, the next movie will be called Battle for the Planet of the Simian-Americans.   10.…

Top 11 “Planet of the Apes” Sequels

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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes have taken theaters by storm, but where do they go from there? After 8 films and two tv series, the producers are beginning to run out of names for sequels. Here are my suggestions to keep them in titles for decades to come…   11. Teatime of the Planet…

Top 11 Movie Mashups

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With the glut of vacations, barbecues, and other summertime activities, who has time to see all of the blockbuster summer movies? I’ve hit upon a simple solution: I watch two movies at once. 11. George Romero and Tyler Perry’s Diary of the Dead Mad Black Woman 10. Wrath of Con Air 9. Grand Budapest Hostel…

Top 11 Films on the Planet of the Apes

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The Dawn of the Planet of the Apes will soon be upon us, and I would like to be the first to welcome our new simian overlords. One of their top priorities will be to retool our entertainment industry to more suit their tastes. Here are the first 11 movies to be rolling out of…

Top 11 Independence Celebrations

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Canada has just celebrated Canada Day, and American Independence Day is this weekend. Here is how independence is celebrated by others throughout the universe…   11. In Latveria, they light bonfires to commemorate when the last book that featured the word “Independence” was burned.   10. Oompa Loompas celebrate their salvation from the vicious knids,…

Top 11 Teams for the 2018 Worlds’ Cup

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The World’s Cup of soccer is going on right now; usually a festive occasion, this year it is marred by controversy due to the stipulation that only Earth-based teams are eligible. This ban will finally be lifted for the next competition. Here are scouting reports on 11 of the new teams that will compete in…

Top 11 Less-than-Useful Superpowers

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Comic books make it seem like everyone who is born a mutant or gets hit with cosmic rays gets a wonderful superpower. However, you have to assume that for every guy with awesome spider powers, there are 10 who are not so film-worthy. Here are some of the less appealing powers that might be floating…