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Top 11 Characters from Alternate Universes

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The Spider-verse and Multiversity storylines are in full swing, featuring characters from alternate universes from throughout continuity. But what about the other variant heroes that weren’t cool enough to showcase?   11. The Hulk, but he is purple and wears green pants.   10. Ghost Rider is the spirit of eco-vengeneance, and rides a recumbant…

Top 11 Terms of Surrender in the War on Christmas

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Another Christmas has come and gone, but we’re still here. We have won the War on Christmas! To show that we are benevolent conquerors, we will only impose these eleven sanctions on the defeated.   11. To promote the spirit of partnership and multi-culturalism, Santa will be replacing his traditional red cap with a blue…

Top 11 Gifts for Pop Culture Characters

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You get gifts for your family and your friends, why not for your favorite pop culture characters who bring you entertainment throughout the year?   11. For Deadpool, some thorazine to stop those voices in his head.   10. For Oliver Queen, the complete series of Mr Show on Blu ray. He needs a good…

11 Days of Geekmas

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On the eleventh day of geekmas, a True Nerd gave to me…   Eleven great list items Ten Pre-Smith Doctors Nine Ring wraiths riding Eight Potter movies Seven Justice Leaguers Six cosmic gemstones Five evil Kirks Four Fantastic Heroes Three crappy prequels Two Wonder Twins And a power ring with a battery

Top 11 Comic Book Bands

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This was totally an original work intended for this blog, and certainly not my rejected entries for @Midnight’s hashtag wars…   11. Mighty Batmitey Bosstones   10. Prince & the New Mutant Generation   9. King Crimson Avenger   8. The XTC-Men   7. …And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Walking Dead…

Top 11 Election Results

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Election results are in! And here are the Top 11 from around the country…   11. 107% of Latverians voted for Dr Doom. 128% voted to disintegrate anyone calling for a recount.   10. Louisiana voters overwhelmingly supported the election of Gambit as State Douchebag.   9. Dr Fate appointed as US Surgeon General, tries…

Top 11 Television Crossovers

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The highly anticipated Simpsons/Family Guy crossover premiered last month, to mixed reviews. However, this high profile crossover overshadowed several other TV crossovers from over the years…   11. Ren and Stimpy meet Itchy and Scratchy – An episode so gross that even TV wouldn’t show it, and they aired a reality show about siamese twins.…

Top 11 Upcoming Marvel Movies

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Earlier this week, Marvel announced all of it’s “Phase 3″ movies planned up to 2020, along with their release dates. They are already at work on their Phase 4 line-up, some of which have already been leaked…   11. Luke Cage – Set for a Sweet Christmas release.   10. NFL Superpro – A football…

Top 11 Seasonal Changes in Pop Culture

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I turned off the AC in my car, so that means that fall is here, and the holiday season with it. Whether you are in to Halloween, Thanksgiving, or that thing in December, pop culture has you covered…   11. Zombies start feasting on pumpkin spiced brains.   10. For the month of November, the…

Top 11 Sexy Comic Book Character Costumes

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The two big trends in Halloween costumes are comic book characters and sexy <fill-in-the-blank>  Let’s combine them! Marvel 11. Howard the Duck 10. The Blob 9. Groot 8. Mojo   7. The Red Skull 6. Ghost Rider 5. Ben Grimm 4. Modok   3. Devil Dinosaur   2. Lockjaw   1. Ego, the Living Planet…