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11 More Unnecessary TV Series Reboots

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NBC has announced that it is rebooting the show “Heroes” with a new miniseries. That sounds like a really bad idea, but here are 11 potential reboots that are much worse. 11. The X-Files – FBI agents Scully & Mulder cross America investigating the paranormal, joined by a wacky talking dog named Scooby 10. Janeway’s…

Top 11 Cosmos Spoilers

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Neil deGrasse Tyson’s re-imagining of Carl Sagan’s beloved Cosmos television event is well underway, but there are still plenty of surprises in store. 11. The Earth will end when it is eaten by Galactus 10. The Starship of the Imagination is destroyed when it collides with a TARDIS 9. Guest hosts Violent J and Shaggy…

Top 11 Better Sharknado Sequel Titles

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  Although there are many sequels and reboots coming out this summer, easily the most anticipated one of the summer is the next Sharknado film. However, as much as it is obviously going to rock, the title is pretty awful: “Sharknado 2: The Second One”. Come on; a cinematic classic like this deserves much better!…

Top 11 Comic Book Reality Shows

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I don’t care much for reality shows, mostly because I don’t care much for reality. However, if TV producers could eliminate all of that pesky real world stuff and focus on characters in comic books, I think I could get on board. Here are eleven of my proposals. Hollywood, call me… 11. Survivor: Krakoa –…

11 New “Which One Are You” Quizzes?

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The Internet has been hit by a new plague; not a computer virus, but something far more insidious. They are called “Which one are you?” quizzes, and they have infected the Facebook pages of everyone I know. Thanks to Zimbio and Buzzfeed, I now know which Hogwarts house, Star Wars character, and Sex in the…

11 New Olympic Events for Metahumans

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The Olympics are upon us, a bi-annual event that allows us to watch the best specimens of humanity compete in athletic competition. Unfortunately, humanity has become really boring. Here are my ideas for new events to add to the Olympics, so we can see the best of meta-humanity. 11. Monologuing 10. Telekinetic power lifting 9.…

11 Teams Better than the Broncos

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The Superbowl happened last Sunday. For my nerdier friends, the Superbowl is an annual event that represents the championship match between the top football teams in each league. For my even nerdier friends, football is an American sport that involves two 11-person teams trying to get an oblong ball to travel a specific distance into…

Top 11 Rejected Spider-Man Villains

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Spider-Man has one of the greatest rogue’s galleries in comic books, second only to Batman’s. However, to keep up this level of quality, several villains had to be cut. Here are some of the rejects: 11. The VW Beetle 10. Jenna Jameson 9. The Rhinoplasty 8. Yoko Mysteriono 7. Jesse “The Body” Vultura 6. Randy…

11 Great Nerd References in Music

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Over the last few years, geeks have been extending their tendrils into all areas of pop culture. They already had comic books and video games, and in recent years, they are poised to take over movies and television as well. Disney just announced that they will be rebranding part of their popular amusement parks into…

Top 11 Rejected Pro Wrestling Gimmicks

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Comic books are not the only place that a ridiculous character can call home. Pro Wrestling has seen its share of outrageous costumes and bizarre characters, ranging from leprechauns to clowns to an evil Canadian mountie. However, even by these lax standards, some gimmicks are just considered too weird to exist. 11. Andrea the Giant…